(five) Marlise

At one point, you were my best friend. That's all changed now because I couldn't keep caring so much for someone that cared about herself so little. You were always on the verge of a major catastrophe and I was scared for your life more than I was my own.

(four) Jen

Lord of the Rings made us friends, but our understanding of each other made this friendship last. Together we have been to the world's worst house party, met Billy Boyd and discussed the finer points of deinterlacing arse for fun and profit. Let this be the hour we draw bunnies!

(three) Matt

First degree murder. Life sentence with no chance of parole for 25 years. Why did you do it?

I still think of you, wondering if I could have done something to help.

Him.

Not you.

"I think he's cheating on me," you confessed in the last conversation we ever had.

(two) Roland

We were just like Will and Grace, although you resembled Brian Kinney more. You walked around the club thinking you could have anyone you wanted and you never went home alone. I was always your designated driver. You used me for everything and I let you because I loved you.

(one) Husbandito

In high school you assumed I hated you. I assumed you hated me. Everyone else predicted we would end up getting married and growing old together. Now we are about a month away from our one year anniversary and you still drive me nuts sometimes. Thank you for marrying me.